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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

What have we learned here, fellas?

Apparently, this woman poisoned her husband in order to collect his life insurance, so that she could afford a boob job.

It's pretty obvious what the moral of this story is...guys, the only women you can really, truly trust are the ones who have already paid for their breasts.

1 Comments:

Blogger Max said...

Or at least have them on a long term payment plan.

Seriously though, killing someone for bigger boobs? I don't get it. It's all about the boob:tummy ratio. People with breast implants are just lazy.

7:03 AM  

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